Hey There Mussolini

Hey there Mussolini
What’s it like in Vatican City?
I’m a thousand miles away
But invading France seems so pretty
Oh yes it do
Paris can shine as bright as you
I swear it’s true

Hey there Mussolini
Don’t you worry about the distance
Blitzkrieg is super fast and all
And Europe’s under my influence
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice I hide in lies
I’m by your side

Oh, we’re gonna rule the world
Oh, yes, yes we’ll rule the world
Oh, Axis will rule the world
Oh, domination of the world
Oh, Aryans will rule the world
Gonna rule the world

Hey there Mussolini
Just you look how far I’ve made it
Rhineland Poland Holland Belgium
Romania Bulgaria and Denmark
And more besides
There’s more than just one Anschluss in my eyes
We’ll totalize

Hey there Mussolini
I’ve got so much left to do
All the countries I’ve invaded
Have reminded me of you
I’ll invade it all
Even more in pact with me you’d fall
We’ll have it all

Hey there Mussolini
I know the Allies are pressin’ hard
But just believe me man
Someday I’ll get Stalin and the Red Guard
We’ll have it good
We’ll crush the Jews (we knew we would)
My word is good

Hey there Mussolini
Don’t you worry about that Bulge
Just remember how Dunkirk went
And laughter you’ll indulge
So just relax
Those three prongs aren’t near enough
They won’t attack

Oh, I think we’re losing ground
Oh, I’m sure we’re losing ground
Oh, yeah, we are losing ground
Oh, shit, we are losing ground
Oh, we’ve just lost French ground
We’re just losing ground

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But we’ve got panzer tanks and cars
I’d appease Churchill if there’s no other way
Tojo might make fun of us
But we’ll just laugh along because we know
He’ll get nuked for a whole day
Mussolini I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you're to blame

Hey there Mussolini
You shut-up and conquer Europe
Two more months and I will kill myself
And you’ll be murdered (plus your mistress too)
You know it’s all because of you
It was those damn Jews
Mussolini you fail too
This ones for you

Oh, those Allies went and killed us
Oh, I can’t believe they killed us
Oh, well, technically we killed us
Oh, those Allies flipping killed us
Allies flipping killed us

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